Friday, November 04, 2005
Heeeellooo guys!
since everyone's so miserable and sian of PW here's some silly sentences to cheer u up! Smiles=)
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
7A-er
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